Scoop. Shake. Goon.
loadmaxxing (verb): mixing one scoop of pineapple Goon Fuel into 16 oz. of cold water. For best results, use once daily. Used in a sentence: "I can't go out tonight, I'm loadmaxxing."
Zinc, magnesium and sunflower lecithin, every dose on the label. We'd never make you guess what's inside.
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Goon Fuel
Loadmaxxing
- Regular price
- $35.00 USD
- Sale price
- 30 servings
- 10 cal
- 0 mystery blends
- Flavor
- Pineapple
- Serving
- 1 scoop (3.6 g)
- Mix with
- 16 oz cold water
- Take
- Once a day
- Loadmaxxing
- 30 servings
- Pineapple flavored
- No mystery blend
- 10 calories a scoop
- Goon responsibly
What's in it
Pineapple flavored powdered drink mix. 30 servings per tub, one 3.6 g scoop per serving, mixed into 16 oz of water.
Every ingredient and every amount is right here. Nothing hiding behind a proprietary blend.
Talk to a health care provider before starting any supplement, especially if you already take Zinc, Copper or a multivitamin.
Supplement Facts
Serving Size: 1 scoop (3.6 g) | Servings Per Container: 30
| Ingredient | Amount Per Serving | % DV (†) |
|---|---|---|
| Calories | 10 | |
| Fat | < 1g | 8% |
| Saturated Fat | < 1g | 30% |
| Total Carbohydrates | 1g | < 1% |
| Erythritol | < 1g | |
| Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid) | 50mg | 56% |
| Vitamin E (as d-Alpha Tocopheryl Acid Succinate) | 20mg | 133% |
| Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) | 50mg | 454% |
| Magnesium (as Magnesium Glycinate) | 150mg | 35% |
| Copper (as Copper Chelate) | 4mg | 445% |
| Sunflower Lecithin | 1200mg | ** |
| Bromelain | 100mg | ** |
(†) Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
** Daily Value (DV) not established.
Other Ingredients: Malic Acid, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sucralose, Erythritol, Silica, Acesulfame Potassium, FD&C Yellow #5 Lake.
How to take it
One level scoop
Mix into 16 oz of cold water and drink once daily
Goon responsibly. No more than one serving per day
Warnings
Not for use by anyone under 18 years of age. Do not use this product if you are pregnant, trying to become pregnant, or nursing. Talk to a licensed health care provider before use. Stop use and seek immediate medical attention if you have any adverse reaction.
Keep out of reach of children. Store sealed in a cool, dry place. Keep out of light.
Contains Bromelain, sourced from pineapple.
Built different. Literally.
Every ingredient earns its spot in the scoop. Here's what each one is doing in there.
Sunflower Lecithin
A natural source of phospholipids and the headline ingredient for loadmaxxing. We went heavy on it so you don't have to stack three other products.*
Zinc
Zinc contributes to normal fertility, reproduction and testosterone levels.* It's the backbone of basically every men's formula for a reason.
Magnesium Glycinate
Magnesium supports normal muscle function and helps reduce tiredness and fatigue.* Glycinate is the gentle form, so it's easy on the stomach.
Bromelain
An enzyme that comes from pineapple. It's the reason Goon Fuel is pineapple flavored. We know what we did.
Vitamins C and E
Two antioxidants that help protect cells from oxidative stress.*
Copper
High Zinc intake can lower Copper levels over time, so Copper rides along to keep your minerals balanced.*
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Goon Fuel vs. the sketchy stuff
| Feature | Goon Fuel | Gas station pills |
|---|---|---|
| Every ingredient and amount on the label | ||
| No proprietary blend | ||
| Pineapple flavor you'll look forward to | ||
| Mixes into water in seconds |
FAQ
A pineapple flavored drink mix and dietary supplement with Sunflower Lecithin, Zinc, Magnesium, Bromelain, Vitamins C and E, and Copper. One scoop in 16 oz of water, once a day.
Bromelain, one of the ingredients, comes from pineapple. Leaning into the flavor just made sense.
One scoop has 50 mg of Zinc (454% DV) and 4 mg of Copper (445% DV). That's why it's one scoop a day, max, and why we recommend checking with a health care provider first, especially if you already take Zinc, Copper or a multivitamin.
No. One serving per day, max. More is not better here.
Anyone under 18, and anyone pregnant, trying to become pregnant, or nursing. If you have a medical condition or take any medication, talk to a health care provider before use.
